Why Obama Makes Me Sad
Let me ask you a question. How many of the following have happened since Obama’s election? 1) World peace 2) End of racism/sexism/homophobia/animal cruelty 3) The whales are saved. 4) My dog is as...
View ArticleTour Guide at Loss to Explain Student Protest
EVANSTON — At approximately 2:07 pm this afternoon, student tour guide Jane Woodward remained at a total and complete loss as to how best to explain a developing student protest to her tour group....
View ArticleA Line-By-Line Analysis of Brad Paisley and LL Cool J’s “Accidental Racist”
Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier in baseball. Rosa Parks refusing to give up her seat on the bus. Martin Luther King having a dream. Barack Obama winning the presidency. All of us are...
View ArticleMeet the ASG Candidates: Ani and Alex
Earlier this week, Sherman Ave reached out to the four ASG presidential tickets asking to interview them. All four tickets were gracious enough to accept; this is the final of four interviews. Look for...
View ArticleStudent Shocked to Discover Racial Bias in Criminal Justice System
CHEVY CHASE, WASHINGTON DC–Sources report 20-year-old Samantha Hastings was visibly disturbed early Sunday morning upon learning that an invidious racial bias permeates throughout the American judicial...
View ArticleWhite Privilege Under Attack, Panic Sets In
UNITED STATES- As fewer white men hold positions of power and more statistics point to the increased role of minorities in the future of America, the long-standing foundation of white privilege appears...
View ArticleSherman Ave Interviews: Jacob Jones
In its current state, the Class of 2017 Facebook page is littered with depressing anecdotes ranging from “I lost my phone/Wildcard/dignity, etc., at (insert frat here), please let me know if you find...
View ArticleVehement Students Rally for More Causes to Protest
EVANSTON, Il. – A group of more than 150 Northwestern students marched on Sheridan Road today, holding signs and chanting demands for more injustices to protest. The Northwestern student body, which...
View ArticleSociology Professor’s Discussion Section Would Have Solved Racism if Anyone...
Says his "syllabus was perfect...[and would have] effectively created a post-racial society"
View ArticleDrums in the Deep: NU Middle-Earth Studies Department Calls for Respectful...
Be sure to put those fake beards away, please
View ArticleAdministration’s Fun Little “Days Without Racist Incident” Counter Up to 43 Days
"Thankfully there was nothing that blew up into the ‘we need an open campus dialogue’ territory." said office spokesman Gary Milton. "Talk about a pain in the ass."
View Article5 Life Lessons You Learned From Your Friend Who Shares Listicles on Facebook
Now that The Facts of Life is off the air, this is really the only place people can turn for life lessons.
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